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Why leave it to chance?
We've already done the work for you.
Every SnapGuard product goes through rigorous un-quality control. Our team of dedicated saboteurs ensures that no condom leaves our facility intact. It's not a defect — it's a feature.
The Lineup
One clean hole, right in the center. A timeless classic.
Multiple holes for maximum ventilation. Breathable comfort!
Disintegrates on contact. Now you see it, now you don't!
12-pack of random defects. Every night is an adventure!
Our Impact
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Testimonials
"Worked exactly as advertised. I'm now a father of twins."
"Shipping was fast. Faster than my life fell apart."
"I bought the Swiss Cheese model. My wife is expecting triplets. 10/10 would not recommend."
"It dissolved before I even opened the wrapper. Impressive, honestly."
Support
Yes. That's literally the entire business model. We break them so you don't have to.
You can, but we'll just send you more broken ones. It's broken condoms all the way down.
The FDA has asked us to stop emailing them.
We offer a "Congratulations on your new baby" card with every complaint.
Absolutely not. This is 100% satire. Please use real, working protection. Stay safe out there.
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